Greeting, Humble Alien Viewers!

Hello, humble aliens from another planet! My name is Chaz Marler, and it is my privilege to be the first earthling to have discovered the secret message that you embedded into the Divorce Court board game (and the promise of spin hugs that it contains).

As per the instructions in your message, I am establishing contact back to you via this video on this website.

I look forward to becoming mankind's ambassador to you, our interstellar visitors. Contact me and we'll hash out the details of my supreme rule over my fellow man, unchallenged for all eternity throughout the entire cosmos.

In the meantime, be sure to check out Pair Of Dice Paradise for more board game news, reviews and commentary.